I sound like Barry White

[ForrestGump]

A tad more nasal, thanks to congestion, but stunningly like the late Walrus of Love. That's what two days of ab-wrenching coughing will do for you, I guess.

Just woke up, again (been catching sleep in small increments, which is better than NO increments) and I wouldn't have heard my Whiteness had I not just left a 'phone message for someone. It is most impressive. If I were feeling even halfway human, it'd probably be a good idea to go to the Strip and hang out at bars saying "hey, baby." Thank goodness I'm not up to that.

I was going to record stuff today, but I don't know the words to Barry White's songs. :-(

Really...I'm impressed by my extreme bassness. :D

Otherwise, this totally sucks. I've got things to do, including making a living... :-(

Hey, baby...