I blame GOPisEvil

[Rabrrrrrr]

I don't know what the problem or the issue is, but clearly "it" is all fucked up, and clearly it is the fault of GOPisEvil.

Now, I know you liberals are gonna come back at me asking for "facts" and "proofs" and "specific, footnotable 'truths'", but I'm telling you, I call it from my gut - like a proper American in the wild west (or, at least, having seen a lot of John Wayne movies). And my gut is telling me that, whatever the hell it is that's wrong, it's GOPisEvil's fault.

And, please, I ask you not to play that old, boring, uninteresting and time-wasting liberal tactic of hiding behind the truth.

I'm talking about my gut here.

And seriously, who are you going to trust? Someone who's been trained, researched the subject, published on it, and been peer reviewed, or someone who isn't encumbered with Harvard liberal elitistical Christian-hating sodomist-favoring truthiness?