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[Zomby Woof]

On the way to K-mart to buy some tartar-control underwear, gosh, I led an army of milk jugs past the serene moochers of inhumanity at the Hummer lot. Poo, you say? Four score and eleven o'clock, I might have checked your coat without the ChapStick for you!!! :grr:

So... Jamie Lee Curtis called and gave me the recipe for grape juice I left at your grandma's. I danced a circle of Girl Scout cookie ants on the corn chip plant. Habaneros shot out of my left nostril, causing the Lithuanian National Anthem to emanate from the tympani of Aztec glands.