Reply #13: My guess is...

[Rude Horner]

Bud Schlopel - bartender of the "Ya'll Come Back Saloon" in Crawford Texas.

As George puts it: "Bud is a heck of a guy, and serves a hell of a mean whiskey sour. And he's a problem solver too. Many a night I'd hang my head at the bar, Bud pourin' me drink after drink, discussin' Iraq and Cindy Sheehan or that Stepford wife of mine, and ol' Bud offered up some of the best advice I ever heard. He's the kinda down home, no-nonsense type we need at the Supreme Court."

:crazy:

The sad part is, I think a few of us wouldn't be all that surprised at something like this.