Reply #3: Scalia sits on the Supreme Court

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And he thinks a Hollywood script is real. Back in the day, we used to put people like this into institutions where orderlies in white uniforms would tend to their basic needs and let them go chase butterflies in the field from time to time. In Republican dominated America, though, he gets a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, where he issues nutty rulings based on his understanding of popular TV shows.

Brilliant.