Reply #14: I got a huge larf outta Keyes a week or so ago

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He was bloviating along on CNN (I caught about 45 seconds buying my morning cuppa). He said that the polls showing him hopelessly behind were "lying," and that his own campaign's polling showed him getting about 69% of the vote. The woman questioning him had that "don't scare the crazy man" uptight smile pasted on her face as Keyes went on about how the good, righteous voters of Illinois were going to vote for the godly man (Keyes, presumably) in this campaign, and they just weren't talking straight to pollsters, knowing how much the polls lie.

Then Alan opened his eyes real wide, and tried to "Hulk up" for about 15 seconds before the cameras mercifully cut away.