Reply #454: Republican irony

[jaybeat]

Reach across the aisle, and I'll chop your arm off.

Compromise with me all day, and I'll still stab you in the back the first chance I get.

When you (think you) are in charge, I'll complain all day that you aren't "bi-partisan" and that you've shut us out.

When I'm (officially) in charge, don't bother to show up, 'cause it won't make a damn bit of difference.

I'll impeach yours over a blow job, and know that you won't impeach mine over the greatest government crimes our nation has ever known.

Your last President will forever be known as "scandal ridden" (something people on DU seem to constantly say about the Clintons these days), while mine will forever be known for "the war on terror" (we can always pull a false flag in case we need to do any "legacy building").

Reagan was a great President. Carter was a failure.

Any questions? Who cares. Now STFU.