McCain is officially a dick.

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I'm talking a 2" flaccid piece of crap.

I know, it's no surprise, but how low will he go?

He's going to try to get attention by announcing his veep right before Obama speaks, he's buying time to answer Obama's speech as it runs like OxyRush is wont to do.

But karma's a bitch, John. We're not gonna take it this time and will sling your crap right back at you.