Reply #85: Oy vey! Are you Goyim and Schiksas Mashugana?

[steven johnson]

I'm not Jewish but I learned some Yiddish to survive. You schmucks, didn't you see 'Spaceballs'?

Yogurt: I am the keeper of a greater power, a power known throughout the universe as the...
Barf: ...the Force?
Yogurt: No, the Schwartz!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094012/quotes

The fact that Rabbi Yacov Moshe Maza (yes, Jackie Mason is an ordained rabbi) would joke with you putz's and you wouldn't get it doesn't shock me.

Just ask Bernie Schwartz (Tony Curtis).

It's a fact that Elvis all his life dyed his dishwater blond hair too look like Tony Curtis. That's the power of the Schwartz.