Reply #18: Probably get arrested

[ms liberty]

I'm sure it's illegal to bitch-slap him! I've wanted to for so long...that kind of cocksure arrogance, combined with condescencion and a patronizing sense of entitlement just makes me wildly angry. He'd walk in the door, open his mouth and say something to me, and I'd probably go stratospheric. I'd slap him and ask him just who the eff he thought he was, no one anointed him our divine ruler. That's probably about as far as I'd get before the SS would drag me off. Then they'd send me to Gitmo or some unknown holding center.

I should perhaps make it clear that I'd never physically hurt him beyond the stinging of a well-placed slap; it's not in my nature, and I'm half his size anyway.

That's why I NEVER want to be close enough to touch him. My palms are itching right now, just thinking about it.