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Breaking: Osama bin Laden's publicist announces a long term deal with Fox Networks.

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In a stunning announcement, representatives of the most terrifying terrorist organization in the world, Fox News, and Al Queda jointly announced that the Osama is getting his own half hour political debate show, to air on the Fox News Channel at 9:30 PM each weeknight.

Owing to the incredible popularity of the video releases from Osama's own production company, Fox news has decided to ink a deal with bin Laden that will tie him up with Fox through 2012. Bin Laden will also make frequent appearances across from Sean Hannity as the liberal side in place of Alan Colmes during Colmes' testicular implant surgery, scheduled for later this year.

CNN expressed great disappointment at the announcement as that network was also negotiating a deal with bin Laden, for a news program to air between Glenn Beck and Nancy Grace.

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Breaking: Osama bin Laden's publicist announces a long term deal with Fox Networks. [View All]