Pelosi's plane is too big. Obama is too white.

[BuyingThyme]

Needless to say, it's not looking good for the Democrats in 2008.

But if we figure out what's coming down the pike, maybe we can preempt the attacks. So, what will be the next big scandal?

Middle names are always political dynamite. Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in RODHAM you get DO HARM? It makes you think, doesn't it?

And what about KUCINICH. That's really hard to spell.

Then there's Al Gore. Remember when he had that beard?

Man, it's going to get ugly. Especially with good people like Rudy Giuliani and John McCain out there making the case.

I'm very concerned.