Reply #30: Let me give this a shot:

[Buzz Clik]

Hillary Clinton LAST WEEK MURDERED THE LAST viable candidate for the GE.

I know many people WHO VOTED FOR JEFFERSON DAVIS, both in real-life and here in cyberspace. Compared to ELEANOR ROOSEVELT, her position on EUTHANIZING SMALL ANIMALS IS characterized by AMERICAN BANDstand. Why some people on DU cannot see this, I'll never know.

Her tenure as First Lady WAS A DRUG-INDUCED HAZE, NOT preparation for being president, a president of all Americans, CREATING tough decisions and clean up HENRY W. LONGFELLOW's mess. She's REPLACED judgment WITH PSEUD0-toughness WHILE ELEVATING America BEYOND a new era of VEGETARIANISM, THUS NEUTRALIZING the threat of terrorism and THE GORE-INDUCED catastrophic climate change. She has A GREAT RACK, and a track RECORD THAT INCLUDED INVENTING the vast right-wing CONSPIRACY. No-one WANTS TO HOLD HER close, IMHO.

She's JUMP-SUIT JUNKIE, and a pantsuit PANSY, AND the fact that GOVERNOR HUCKABEE flattened AN armadillo on Georgia asphalt in August MEANS NOTHING. As to HER HUSBAND BILL, it's enough to BORE sane people right INTO SLEEP, and of course that HUSSIE MONICA is as SHRILL AS a backhoe dragging across a SWIMMING POOL full of BOBCATS. HILLARY's APPLYING FOR A corporate CREDIT CARD, and her enthusiastic support OF TERM LIFE INSURANCE policies will HAVE NO IMPACT ON this country to CLEAR THE HAIRBALL OUT OF THE drain. Do you really WANT TO MAINTAIN the status quo when her CAT - the most ANTI Republican FELINE in modern ART WORLD - WAS cozying UP TO A GUINEA PIG? Dream on. Jealousy? BULLSHIT, I'm SIMPLY AN ATTENTION WHORE. Misogyny IS A WAY OF LIFE FOR MOST PEOPLE, but is hardly worth CASTRATING THE CAT OVER.

Unlike some candidates, Senator Clinton HAS VERY FEW HOBBIES AND OUTSIDE interests. She's your BASIC HOMEBODY; SHE IS PERFECT if YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A candidate who will BRING BACK BOARD GAMES TO NUCLEAR families. She will BREAK THE glass CEILING of the Oval Office, proving ONCE AND FOR ALL TIME that strong ODORS no longer have TO REMAIN IN THE backseat OF 1970S BUICK AND OLDMOBILES. She's the ANTITHESIS TO reason, you know. Her opponents are BASICALLY OLD WHITE MEN WITH A COUPLE OF TOKEN MINORITIES AND A SILLY LITTLE MAN WHO BELIEVES IN MARTIANS. Again, I'm just being realistic. If YOU'RE TESTING LEMON JUICE WITH litmus BUT THINK A TITRATION TO A PHENOLPHTHALEIN END POINT is better, be prepared BECAUSE MITT Romney IS ONE HELLUVA WET CHEMIST. Is that what you want?

Unlike the supporters of GERMAN FUTBAL, I RESEMBLE her opponents. Having said that, I should COMPARE A GARDEN GNOME TO Kucinich, WHICH RHYMES WITH SPINACH, Biden IS A RIDIN', Dodd IS A CLOD, Richardson A BITCH-ARDSON, Gravel is a NO FAN OF RAVEL, Edwards and Obama are plainly DEADWARDS AND YO' MAMA. THE KEY BRIDGE bestrides the Potomac like a FILTHY OLD WHORE, AND UNLIKE her opponents HILLARY IS LOOKING BACKWARDS, desperate AND HUNGRY.

Some may say WE NEED TO PUT OUR LEFT FOOT IN, OUR LEFT FOOT OUT, AND SHAKE IT ALL about. Petty (TOM) IS UNLIKELY TO abound here, and there are some who THINK THAT'S A GOOD THING. You should consider BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN OR DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE or whatever rock STYLE APPEALS TO YOU.

FLUSHED away -- THE BEST MOUSE MOVIE OF OUR GENERATION.