Reply #38: I could not resist, A conservative response to the questions.

[GiveMeFreedom]

:sarcasm:

Current Government:
1. Give the name, political party, and listed residence of the President of the United States
Rush Limbaugh, Nazi, too many to list.

2. Name the Vice President of the United States
Use to be Dick Cheney, Another Nazi Fascist, Probably still is.

3. Nancy Pelosi is from which state and serves what role in the Congress?
Who Cares, She’s not a Nazi

4. Harry Reid is from which state and holds what position in the Congress?
Who cares, He’s not a Nazi

5. Who is the current Chief Justice of the Supreme Court?
5 Nazi appointed Judges.

6. Name 2 Associate Justices of the Supreme Court
What? Thought they were just judges.


Constitution:
7. The Constitution was written in:
1980 by Ronald Reagan, a great Nazi

8. There are ___ Amendments, the first ___ of which are called the Bill of _____
2, Freedom of Speech and the right to bear arms, the others don’t count.

9. How many Articles are in the Constitution?
I don’t read magazines.

10. The Constitution creates a system of _______ and _______ in order to regulate against the power of any one branch of government.
Nazi’s , Death Panels

11. What are the three branches of government?
The Nazi’s, the Rich, the poor

12. Federalists and anti-Federalists disagreed about the scope of?
I don’t read magazines.

History:
13. In what case was the principle of judicial review established?
Whatever Rush says.

14. The Spanish American War is famous for what kind of journalism?
Whatever Rush says.

15. Name the two generals who negotiated the end of the Civil War, the armies they respectively served in, and the location of the negotiations
Whatever Rush says.

16. World War I was ignited by what event?
Whatever Rush says.


17. ______ 11 was commanded by Neil ____________ and was the first manned mission on the _______
Whatever Rush says.

18. The killing of 5 people in what event sparked the US Revolution?
Whatever Rush says.


Economics:
19. Income tax is: direct/flat, indirect/progressive, direct/progressive, indirect/fair
Unfair/too much

20. Adam Smith wrote which book that dealt with the division of labor?
I don’t read books.

21. FDR greatly expanded the power of __________ unions during his ____ _____ policies in response to the _______ ________
Fucking Unions, Sleep, Rich Nazi’s

22. There are two major market forces that determine price, what are they?
How much can you finance, How much can we steal from you.


23. The U.S. Treasury buys and sells what kind of assets?
Hookers and wine

24. The Bretton Woods conference led to the creation of what international economic regime?
I would have to research this and I don’t read books, so I don’t care.

Grab Bag:
25. Federalist 10 deals with what problem?
I don’t read magazines

26. Who is credited with writing the Constitution?
Ronald Reagan

27. What case overturned Plessy v. Ferguson and what issue did it resolve?
I would have to research this and I don’t read books, so I don’t care.

28. The election of Harry Truman was a surprise, who did he beat?
No one.

29. What did George Washington warn against in his farewell address?
The liberals are coming.

30. What Presidents have their faces on Mount Rushmore?
Bush, Limbaugh, Palin, Reagan

Bonus:
1. Name the current Federal Reserve Chairman
Dick Cheney

2. Who wrote the book Democracy in America?
I don’t read books.

3. What are the first 5 words of the First Amendment?
I don’t read magazines.

4. What Amendment applied the Constitution to the States?
I don’t read magazines.


5. What Constitutional roles does the Vice President play?
Runs the government behind closed doors. Controls the CIA and Death Squads. A true Nazi.