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dickhead: errrr, flunky, move that storage box over there, it's in my way...
flunky: yes, mr vp...ummm...
dickhead: what is it now?
flunky: isn't that a little close to the fireplace?
dickhead: look, I say it's in my way and you move it, okay?
flunky: yes, sir...
the flunky moves the heavy storage box.
flunky: ooff!
dickhead: a little more...
flunky: but sir...
dickhead: shut the fuck up, move it!
flunky: yes, sir...
dickhead: a little more...
flunky, begins to say something but thinks better of it. He shoves the box.
dickhead: just a little more...good!
flunky: oh my god!! It's on fire!!! I'll get an extinguisher!!!
dickhead: the hell you will, those documents are toast there is no saving them now. heh heh..
flunky: you're laughing?
dickhead: never confuse laughing with rejoicing, you fool!! they are almost crisp...now you may call the fire dept! hahahahaha!!!!
flunky: you really are darth vader aren't you?
dickhead: thank you!
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