Reply #23: I'm here all night, folks

[KingOfLostSouls]

why don't vegan lesbians date?

they don't eat meat





did you hear the one about the vegan circus clown?

he died trying to save a bull.



did you hear about the vietnamese lesbian cookbook?

its called "Hear, Kitty Kitty"





why is tofu like giving a chick oral sex?

it tastes like the seasoning





how does a mute vegan protest chant?

it refuses to throw "the horns"




how do you oppress a vegan?

don't let them get the free salad with the entree





what do you call a vegan in a wheelchair with alzeimers?

a vegetable.





god I hope the mods don't ban me, haha