Reply #30: I come to you Lord God that you touch the hearts of these voters...

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that they may vote according to your will as I understand it."

Sorry, there, Lord, I'm afraid it's just not good enough for these heathens to vote according to your will. No, it's gotta be according to your will as I understand it.

Because it's my way or the highway, buddy!

Now, I'm not a religious person at all, but I always thought of a prayer as an humble request for an indulgence of some sort. I know that these folks consider themselves to have a special, personal relationship with old Nobodaddy, but issuing demands to a vengeful, jealous, fearsome omnipotent being just doesn't seem very, well... prudent.:shrug: