Just Got A Call From Bohner!

[Laxman]

I wasn't planning on posting, but while I was perusing the topics here on DU the phone rang and it was none other than Speaker Bohner calling with an important message! I was going to hang up but I sensed an opportunity for some laughs. I'll post the bullet points of the message so I don't forget:

-After years of endless liberal policies, we are hopelessly in debt.
-Obama wants to ruin the health care system of our country once and for all.
-He's sending his "cronies" back to Chicago to raise $1 billion so he can try to fool the country into thinking everything is fine.
-Obama wants to tax Americans into submission.
-The democrats agenda of the last decade have our nation on the brink of disaster.
-We need to stop his job-killing radical environmental agenda
-Meanwhile, the republicans are hard at work with an historic common sense budget proposal and policies designed to stop Obama and get America back on the right track.
-Speaker Bohner needs MY help to derail Obmama's liberal/socialist agenda. (I feel so useful!)

After the message I got to speak with one of Bohner's "assistants" who asked me if I would be willing to help with a donation to the Republican National Committee. I got to ask him how many years of that last decade did the republicans control Congress and the White House. He said "thanks for your response" and hung up. There was so much more I wanted to ask!

I want to know what alternate universe do these people live in? Was I really sleeping from 2000-2008? There were a couple of other "great points" the speaker was trying to make, I should have written them down. I guess I'll be off their calling list from now on. Pity, good laughs are few and far between these days.