Reply #58: No, your child is wrong. You should punish her.

[Bucky]

According to Leviticus, "Yea, for if a child readeth the end of the scroll first and spoileth the ending, and proceedeth thence unto the middle of the tablet, having already made an abomination of the narrative flow, thou shalt take her beyond the city gates and stone her."

Of course if you're a biblical revisionist, a simple flogging will suffice.