WP: Trailing the Twins

[kskiska]

Jenna and Barbara Bush, the onetime party girls turned proper Republican daughters, partied once again last night at the Roseland Ballroom. Nothing terribly exciting or even mildly embarrassing happened, at least as far as we could tell, but we couldn't tell much as the media wasn't allowed to get close to the First Daughters, much less party with them.

The media mob was penned into a barricade corral on the sidewalk outside the ballroom, and permitted only to take pictures of the ladies as they arrived. We felt like the yapping paparazzi on the red carpet at the Oscars ("Down here, Jenna!" "Move in closer together, girls!"), although there probably aren't as many mysterious puddles at the Oscars as there are on the streets of midtown Manhattan.

The event was called "R: The Party," with R standing for Republican, or maybe Roseland or possibly Restricted. It was never clear. The twins looked pretty and poised as they stood for their photo op. Jenna, the blonde one, had a slightly shaggy hairdo that made her look like a younger, more petite Martha Stewart; Barbara, the darker one, seemed to be enjoying the spotlight a bit less than her sister, which would make her the Nicky Hilton (or to keep the presidential parallel, the Tricia Nixon) of this sister act.

(snip)

In fact, we eventually got a ticket and went inside to check out the scene for ourselves. It was sweaty all right, rather dark and quite crowded with young people. There was no sign of the twins, whom unreliable reports said had repaired to the VIP lounge upstairs. The smell of beer and body odor permeated the place. Onstage, a rock band was playing a tune by the Doobie Brothers. Yep, a lot like 1979.

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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A46261-2004Aug30.html

[madrchsod]

1. more" petite "Martha Stewart???????

wtf-jenna is far from "petite...who wrote this shit?

[Jim Sagle]

2. About as "petite" as Paris Hilton.

[truthisfreedom]

3. i wonder what doobie brothers song it was? and why the doobie brothers?

don't bogart that, dude.

[Javaman]

4. They were snorking...

In the vip room. ;)

[skrunch]

6. Probably the Bush Family theme song...

"What A Fool Believes"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

5. And I'm still willing to bet that if we wait long enough...

...someone's gonna step forward and defend the "innocent Bush kids," declaring them "off limits"..."The parents are fair game, but the kids are off limits....I draw the line at the kids and family members, blah blah blah."

F-them-all.

"Innocent" Pickles, too. F her. I want the people who declare Pickles "off limits" to read her comments about the Swift Boat ads and then come back here and start a post about how she's innocent and "off limits."

F Pappy, Bar, Jebby, Neil, Noelle, and the cluless dink known as George P. Bush.

Even if they're innocent, I'm willing to take that risk. F-'em. The whole Bush clan, the whole Bush dynasty, all Bush sperm and unfertilized eggs, GET effing BENT.



:puke:

[0007]

9. The question is will the stalker speak at the convention this year

as he did last year? Or will they let George Pee pee walk with a stiff, and haughty gait right out the back door.

My bet is they'll let the creep speak sweetly about his asshole uncle.

[Eloriel]

7. This is NEWSworthy? Sounds more like a gossip column to me

Bah.

Edited to make SURE my point is made: I don't think this is LBN materials. I've been seeing a lot of posts moved and locked that were a far sight better than this post.

[fortyfeetunder]

8. following Jenna and Tonic

I fail to be impressed by these young ladies...