Head's Up! Bill O'Reilly Advises Democrats!

[Demeter]

http://www.intellivu.com//main.asp?brand=aolsvc.intellivu.aol.com&fnum=298&pathb=/articles1/boreilly/oreilly011704.htm

So nice to think that Bill cares!

[name not needed]

1. Fuck YOu Bill

Don't you have bullshit to write?

[brainwashed_youth]

2. i read that...

he lost me when he called people at the moveon rally "maosketeers". The main problem I have with O'Reilly isn't his political beliefs, but just the fact he can be a big, fucking, asshole from time to time

[pasadenaboy]

3. My guess of what he says before I read it

we need a lieberman democrat.

Let's see if I am right.

[pasadenaboy]

6. Guess I was wrong.

Now that's what I call both "fair and balanced" and "we report, you decide"

What a moron. "my family used to be democrats" who cares. Reagan used to be a democratic. Jeffreys used to be a republican. Who cares?

[Snoopy2]

4. At least one sentence of the slop was correct

"If the Democrats self-destruct, the Bush people will run wild."

[necso]

5. I like this little dig at bushco, though:

"They are already taken with themselves and largely unavailable to the folks. With no competition, Dick Cheney might never be seen again."

[wtmusic]

7. When I want to learn how to be Anal Retentive

I'll consult Bill O'Reilly :D

[Faygo Kid]

8. Wow! "A Final Warning!" Thanks, Bill. What could we have been thinking?

Gee, imagine a Really Important Guy like Bill O'Reilly taking time out of his busy day to send Dems "A Final Warning" that we had better be more like the BushBots! What could have we been thinking all this time, opposed to the war and the tax cuts and income redistribution to the top? He must be right; he's a Really Important Guy! And look how well that "let's out-Bush Bush" strategy worked in the 2002 elections! Yep, Ol' Bill just has the Democrats close to his heart, and that's why he and his Fox friends want to help us so much. So thanks, Bill - now if Rush and Hannity would just help us, and we do as we are told by all these Really Important Guys, we know we can beat Bush this year!

[Terwilliger]

9. In your own words, Billy..."shut UP! shut UP! shut UP!"

"Turn off his mike! Get him out of here!"

[CatWoman]

10. psstt..............hey, Bill

SHUT UP!!!!!!!

SHUT UP!!!!!

SHUT UP!!!!!!!

[KissMyAsscroft]

11. The same person who said Hillary was too far left to win.

proven track record of getting it wrong....

[Fridays Child]

12. What's really funny is that the fr**pers think his words are actually...

...genuine and heartfelt. He attempts to "damn with faint advice" but they're too stupid to recognize it.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1059650/posts

[kskiska]

13. …and one of his favorite guests is Dick Morris

Talk about a "distruntled employee." And they believe every word.