Oh this is rich: U.S. military blames lap dances for...

[kalian]

for declining military discipline...
http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtribune/breaking_3.html

SEOUL – The U.S. military has asked South Korea to ban lap dancing and other lewd acts at local nightclubs near its bases, saying they negatively impact military discipline.

The officials said the military was taking similar steps at other bases in the United States and overseas against lap dancing.

The U.S. Army's 2nd Infantry Division, which has 15,000 troops near the border with North Korea, recently sent letters to the South Korean Special Tourist Association and local mayors urging a crack down on lap dancing clubs near barracks.

Describing "client-focused exotic dancing" as the principal cause of worsening military discipline, the military letter called for local club owners to "prohibit any physical contact between dancers and (U.S.) customers." South Korean lap dancing clubs are totally dependent on American customers because they are not allowed to take local clients.

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:wtf:
I guess those little xtian soldiers better start behaving like nice
little disciplined soldiers... :eyes:

[proud patriot]

1. Well this should raise morale

:eyes:

[lastknowngood]

2. Let's get this right those damn right wing sexually repressed

assholes are taking away the little bit of fun the gis get. The only way it impacts discipline I can think of is if a officer comes in then it will be hard to stand up straight.

[CHIMO]

5. Maybe

Someone else is at the other end of your desires?

[DoctorMyEyes]

3. LOL!

Our military is going to try to dictate CIVILIAN behavior - not just here - but in other countries!?!?!

It maaaaaay be time for a reality check!





Calling General Jack Ripper, calling General Jack Ripper... The communists are trying to steal our precious bodily fluids!

[HawkerHurricane]

4. Bwahahahahaha

'Lap dances'?

I admit, I haven't been to SKorea since 1986, but my experience there was that 'strip clubs' were houses of prostitution...
If they are providing lap dances, it's only to advertise the 'services' provided in the back rooms. Or maybe a warm up.

Ban lap dances? I guess we'll have to go back to hand jobs to get them worked up...

(I'm being crude, but Gawds above, this is stupid.)

[ixion]

6. and the South Korean Special Tourist Association response...

mind your own business. :grr:

You know, GI's and prostitutes have been mixing for centuries. I think this is just more garbage from the psychos who think that violence is okay and sex is bad -- vis a vis Janet's Boob.