White House Goes On Offensive Against Jesus

[Shoedogg]

This may be the funniest thing I have ever read.

If you haven't yet, go read it now.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/articles/04/03/30_jesus.html

[Bill McBlueState]

1. that last line is classic!

"'I've never met with Mel Gibson, nor do I ever intend to,' sayeth the Lord. 'I don't appreciate his anti-semitism.' "

[BeHereNow]

2. I am CRYING with laughter!

STOP!
My stomach hurts!
That is the funniest thing I have read in AGES!
BRAVO!
Too bad it is so TRUE...that is exactly what would
happen should Jesus show tomorrow!
BHN

[meow2u3]

3. This article is a riot--and DEAD ON!

If Jesus came back now, this is exactly how the Bushies and "Christian Right" would act--like the neo-Pharisees they are!

But don't get me wrong, Christ would let us Democrats off the hook, either. Just ask the mayor of San Francisco; I bet Jesus would take him aside, righteously indignant at what he's doing to the city named for one of his adopted kids, St. Francis--passing perversion off as progressive values (yes, I am a DU dissenter when it comes to some behavioral issues).