Chicken Hawk recipe

[donhakman]

Marinate a Chicken Hawk in vitriolic words and vices.
Set temperature to the heat of war.
Stew Chicken in lies and the blood of young brave chickens.
Save the broth to dress the chicken hawk up later.
It may be grilled in Congress but never fired.
Advertise as the only Chicken approved by god.
The tougher and more inedible/undigestable, the better.
Switch with artificial turkey right before serving.
Will kill between 1 and 3 million.