Bush's Girly Mandate

[johnfunk]

ROTFLMAO!

... in the spirit of stepping up the campaign against Blotchy, the Texas Souflée, Pretzel Boy or whatever you wish to call Dear Leader, I would like to add my own humble contribution to the Lexicon as a follow-up to my missive of yesterday, "Mandate of Arrogance" and the meme that's been all over cable "news" (snort) channels and this morning's papers.

It is based on the fact as of 10:30 AM Vegas local time today, CNN reports that at least 57,350,113 Americans voted against George the Lesser (that total only includes people who voted for John Kerry and that Nader beeyatch), and his so-called "margin of victory" is about as thin as Mary-Kate Olson -- and if all the punch-card and "computerized" votes were actually counted, there'd likely be NO margin of victory for Snippy the Wonder Chimp.

And he still wants to claim a mandate.

Right. More like a Girly Mandate.

He's right -- let's call it the "Girly mandate!"

The whole read is here.

ON EDIT: Punctuation

[PROGRESSIVE1]

1. kick

[disgruntled_goat]

2. we will never be free of their hate/filth

as long as we use 'girly' to loosely mean 'bad'

[johnfunk]

3. I disagree...

... in that it throws their own spiteful meme right back in their face.

It also diminishes the Bushtard's precious manhood by poking satirical fun at his lack of... er, electoral endowment.

Being ironic is not hate or filth!

[TheSubliminableKid]

4. Dave Gonzo's nailed it -- Bush has a GIRLY mandate

Yes, it's politically incorrect. Sarcastically, ironically, sardonically politically incorrect.

I'm with John -- I plan to use the term, particularly among my knuckledragging Neanderconservative colleagues at work.

Y'see, there's one thing that drives the knuckledraggers mad: like most Americans, they just can't wrap their limbic, primal lizard brains around the simple concept of irony.

Tell 'em that more people than anytime in American history woted against their precious Boy W. Explain that a "landslide" generally requires 60% of the vote if you go by the traditional definition. Bush's mere one percent? Just plain inadequate. Not terribly masculine.

It's a Girly Mandate, alright...