Adorable Democratic Candidate Actually Believes He Has A Chance

[Paragon]

http://www.theonion.com/onion3929/adorable_democratic.html

WASHINGTON, DC — Democratic candidate John Kerry seems to truly believe he has a chance at winning the presidency in 2004, the adorable Massachusetts senator revealed Monday...

"That is so great," said a beaming Dan Rather following a report on CBS Evening News. "Kerry says he will beat not only all the White House hopefuls in the primary, but also President Bush in the election. Keep it up, champ!"...

"Yes, sir, 'Mr. President,'" bemused interviewer Tim Russert said. "Whatever you say."...

"He looks so handsome," 68-year-old onlooker Iris Weum said. "It's so nice that he's trying to be president."

"Awwww," said Adrian Tung, reporter for The Baltimore Sun. "That Kerry."

[JohnKleeb]

1. awwwwwww so cute I guess the Delay has a heart

[Paragon]

2. The caption:

Above: House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-TX) congratulates Kerry for making a "super-duper point" about Iraq.

[davidinalameda]

3. caption this photo!

see your hair moves, mine doesn't

you don't have enough gel in it!

:bounce: