Gay DU'ers...this is a hoot!

[Andy_Stephenson]

Feb. 14 - The recent ruling by the Massachusetts Supreme Court in favor of gay marriage has prompted many American couples to ponder the future of marriage in this country. Many commentators have openly worried that heterosexual marriage may not survive as an institution. If they're right, our columnist believes that we can expect lots of scenes like this in homes all across the nation.


HENRY and ANN are in bed. Henry's wife LESLIE comes home.

LESLIE, walking upstairs towards the bedroom: Honey, are you home?


LESLIE enters the bedroom.

LESLIE,aghast: Henry! What's going on here?

HENRY: I'm having an affair.

LESLIE: How could you do this to me? To us?!

HENRY: Hey, don't blame me. Blame Steve and Ted for moving in next door.

LESLIE: Steve and Ted? But they're...they're...they're just...roommates!

ANN,laughing: Just roommates! Would ya listen to this broad? Still lying to herself!


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4269549/

[Deja Q]

1. Well, I know MSNBC is prone to writing fiction, but this takes the cake!

For one thing, HENRY and ANN? Why not HENRY and TERRANCE? That seems more apropos... but the whole dialogue is still utterly irrelevant. It's loose association and a sign of dementia. But nobody's perfect... :D