A hotel explodes in Bagdad and Cheney is telling jokes

[chelsea0011]

The media will use that tired joke of Kerry coming down on two sides of an issue. We'll see it a hundred times.

[Sparkly]

1. Yup

The quote was "I voted for the $87 billion before I voted against it."

Were there two versions of it? I want to see this quote in context.

[chelsea0011]

4. that's the one

[BeyondGeography]

2. Chicken Hawk Cheney laughs at Kerry

The same guy who had "other priorities" during Vietnam.

Fuck him.

[m-jean03]

3. Let's revive this oldie but goodie

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR

TRICKY DICK, STOP THE WAR!

You make me want to puke, you f*ckface.

[nostamj]

5. If his father was Mr. “Read My Lips,”

just a thought:

Mr. Bush has been running a campaign ad that suggests I’ve changed my opinion. That I’ve ‘flip-flopped’ on issues.

I was for this, then against it.

I could cite examples like that from Mr.s Bush’s far briefer political career for the next hour. But thatt’s just a rhetorical trick. It doesn’t add anything to the debate.

If his father was Mr. “Read My Lips,” then the son is Mr. “Read My Flips.” About the only thing he’s been absolutely consistent about is one thing that virtually no person in the world disagrees with: Saddam Bad.

Perhaps Mr. Bush and I can agree that changing situations, emerging intelligence and expanding investigations have led us both to change our opinions over time.

Americans want a president to make the right decision. Not the same decision. Especially when that decision has proved itself tragically wrong.

[seabeyond]

6. read america's flips

i voted for you last time
not going to vote for you this time


(and this output, i didnt vote bush, just so all know) wink

[terisel]

8. That is good. n/t

[nostamj]

9. thanks!

it was a part of my submission to the Kerrey Speechwriting Tournement!

[ComerPerro]

7. Well, to be fair, neither Cheney or anyone he is speaking to gives a shit

They honestly don't care about deaths in another country. All it is for them is another chance to say "we could be fighting the terrorists here or at home".

No one who would spend $2,000 to see Bush or Cheney stumble through a speech really could care about deaths.

Shit, they don't even care about the American deaths in the war, or on 9/11.

[eleny]

10. Being a chickenhawk is coming down on two sides of the issue, too!