This is your president on drugs.

[Tim4319]

"Put The Off Button On."
"They Misunderestimated Me."
"I Am A Pitbull On The Pantleg Of Opportunity."
"We Have A Firm Commitment To NATO, We Are A Part Of NATO. We Have A Firm Commitment To Europe. We Are A Part Of Europe."

For more like these go to: <http://www.plattbridger.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bushisms.htm>

[boobooday]

1. Mushrooms?

Psychadelics? Or just heavy barbituates?

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[Spinzonner]

2. Adult Alcohol Syndrome

that, and Babs and Georgie I's genes

[Tim4319]

5. You think George I and Barb are related?

[Spinzonner]

6. By insemination

[Zero Gravitas]

3. Drain Bamage

[PragMantisT]

4. No, it's the rest of us having a Ketamine nightmare.

* is high on god.

[bolokshi]

7. And he got elected!!!

what a 'dip-stick'

[Tim4319]

11. Selected!

[MrSlayer]

8. My Acid poetry is more coherent than this guy.

He's either really dumb or he's really, really dumb.

[Tim4319]

12. Can we add another really?

[bolokshi]

9. what a embarassment

that mofo is holding the book upside down.....can you imagine how many times he has sign the wrong white paper. Damn!

[opihimoimoi]

10. I think Babs smacked the baby around too much, his prefrontal lobe was

blown away until mush explaning gaps in his cranial gears; hence the spurts and sputtering in his speech patterns,