Good News/Bad News: MORRIS Sez Polls "Terrible News" for Shrub

[UTUSN]

Faux has been promo-ing polls showing "a dead heat". MORRIS just told O'REILLY that a tie poll does NOT translate as a dead heat in the election, that it means a 58 KERRY to 42 Shrub election result.

Also, that he has researched back to the '60s and that the undecideds always break for the challenger, not for the incumbent.

The bad news?--------MORRIS is always wrong.

[kaitykaity]

1. lol,

Good one.

:D

[CatWoman]

8. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Yep

:D

[David Dunham]

I let Morris be right this once.

[lovedems]

2. Anymore talk that Bill is going to insist Hillary be Kerry's VP?

He seemed convinced that is the entire reason the book is coming out in June. Bill is going to strong arm Kerry.

Morris is such a twit.

[UTUSN]

3. Reminder: He's Cousin *Both* to Roy COHN *and* Jules FEIFFER n/t

[lovedems]

6. Well, he is scary like Cohn but he didn't inherit writing. He sucks

at that!

[lancdem]

4. If it makes you feel better

That statement about undecideds breaking for the challenger is not something Morris came up with - that's been written ad nauseum lately. So it's not Morris' idea. Don't worry!

[Egalitarian Zetetic]

5. Wasn't morris caught with a prostittue?<nt>

[UTUSN]

9. Hey!------Screwing Up Criminally Is Major Credential for Wingnuts

Junkie LIMBOsevic, criminals Roger HEDGECOCK, Gordon LIDDY, Oliver NORTH, BARNICLE, and on and on.

[Kahuna]

7. One thing Morris DOES know is polls and presidential politics...

nt

[UTUSN]

13. Well, He Also Said NADER Might Be "Silver Lining" for Shrub n/t

[DancingBear]

10. Aw, that's just little Dickie toeing the line

(sorry)

[UTUSN]

12. Lining the Toe? -----------(Even Sorrier) n/t

[Blue-Jay]

11. Dick Morris is a RW, SOB, POS, MFer

However.... The stats that he has been trumpeting are correct. If past trends are a true indication, Boosh is finished.

The pessimist in me knows that news polls are often skewed, and that Diebold is a factor. That said, the optimist in me says that we win. It's ours to lose, people. We represent the majority.