Even "I" could be a better president than this asshole

[mopaul]

that's what really pisses me off, i'm about a half crazy brain damaged burnout my own self, so i don't want somebody stupider than me as the president. all the presidents i ever remember, from ike on down, could at least bullshit their way through a press conference or interview.

even i could have prevented 9-11, or war in iraq. even i could have created more jobs, or balanced a budget, and i'm about a dense sumbitch. i want a man who's not just a little smarter than me, i want a man who's a hell of a lot smarter than me.

even with my brain behind me, and my ears plugged, i could answer any reporters question, on damn near any subject with a certain amount of coherence. i'm a pretty good bullshitter, and i want a president who is masterful bullshitter. that's what we need in the white house.

me and george both had reckless youths, they still call me, 'that 70's mo', i've snorted coke, drank whiskey, ran around with loose women, embarassed myself at parties, and driven millions of miles totally shitfaced. i've burnt out at least as many brain cells as this fuck, and throw in about 200 hundred hardcore enlightening trips, and i can still tell you where canada is located, without looking at a globe.

if it get's so bad, that we have to remove bush, and cheney is thrown into prison with noriega, and dennis hastert is run over by a water buffalo, i volunteer to take over the reigns of power and i promise to straighten this nation out in about two weeks.

i guarantee a chicken in every pot, two used cars in every driveway, a good five cent cigar, and i promise not to discriminate against women based soley on the shape of their skin.

but seriously, that guy bush, is such a total tool, even i could smoke him and blow rings around his mamma.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

1. How about a woman?

You say: " i want a man who's not just a little smarter than me, i want a man who's a hell of a lot smarter than me."

Just asking

[mopaul]

4. sure, a woman, a smart woman

i got nothin against women.

especially nina simone, bessie smith, sarah vaughn, dinah washington, ella, etta, billie and big mamma thornton

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

15. LOL!!!

Touche!
:)

[bacchant]

8. A woman's good

In fact a woman's great! We're so fucking backward over 50% of the population is auto-eliminated from serious consideration simply because they're female. Excellent model of freedom and democracy for the world to follow, eh?

[DarkPhenyx]

2. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaa, ow, waaaa, ow, waaaaaaaaaaa

Stop it man! Laughing makes my head split wide open tonight.

[Eye and Monkey]

3. How hard could it be?

[genius]

5. My dog would be a better President than Bush.

She doesn't even bite.

[mopaul]

6. I see no reason why a dog president couldn't work, afterall....

if bush can do it for 4 years, i think your dog could too.

what does your dog's schedule look like around november?

[genius]

13. She's available.

And she likes Democrats better than Republicans so her nominations will all be be better than Bush's too.

[MikeG]

7. How do you pronounce nuclear?

[mopaul]

9. don't misunderestimate mo,

of course i can pronounce nuclear, AND zbigniev brizhinski too

[MikeG]

10. Do you have any embarrassing relatives?

[mopaul]

11. several, starting with myself

my brother goes to the mardi gras every year and drags a huge wooden cross down the street. i guess he qualifies as a crazy relative.
i myself would be scopin' out the titties.

my brother's name is billy mo

[MikeG]

12. If Kerry doesn't make it this year. I'll vote for you in '08.

[Thor_MN]

14. o you suppose that * is such a F-UP because he believes God is on his side

I think that * really believes that whatever he does is absolutely correct because god wants him to be President. His line of reasoning must be that since god is perfect, and God wants me to be President, that everything I do is ordained by God and therefore perfect.

Ironically, this would mean that he has absolutely no morals whatsoever, since ANYTHING he does is perfect. I think that is why he can't admit that he was wrong on anything, since that would be shaking at the roots of his entire belief system.

[union_maid]

16. VP is still open

Would you consider number two on the ticket? You sound like much more intelligent than Bush and your writing is a lot more coherent than anything Bush has said.

Back when the invasion of Iraq was only just being considered and it wasn't quite so apparent that the administration had made up its mind and was just fitting the facts to match their plans, someone said to me, "Maybe we will have to go to war with Iraq. I just think that if we do we should wait until we have a smarter president."

[ProfessorGAC]

17. My DOG Would Be A Better President Than That Guy

The Professor