Bette: "This year we need to ELECT a prez instead of ASSIGNED to us"

[UTUSN]

on Dave. She said, "The country is ready for a change, a makeover, an EXTREME makeover."

[FDRrocks]

1. Vote Kerry in...

put him on Extreme Makeover... and make him look like *. A little something for everyone... I guess.

[soleft]

2. Did you notice she said Mister Reagon?

[newsguyatl]

3. how did the audience respond?

[soleft]

4. I believe there was applause

[Lisa0825]

7. There was HEARTY applause after the ''assigned'' joke and

pretty good applause after the makeover joke.... i think it would have been better, but it was the timing. She did get a good response, though, and that is always nice to hear:-)

[PROGRESSIVE1]

5. Tell that to Bigot Doug Thomson of capitalhillblue.com:

http://www.capitolhillblue.com/artman/publish/article_4535.shtml

"The only thing that will keep George W. Bush from joining that select group of two-termers is George W. Bush. It certainly won’t be John F. Kerry. He stumbled into the nomination because he was next in line when Howard Dean self-destructed and his only real chance of falling head first into the Presidency will be if Dubya implodes on his own.

And, if he does, I’ll be there in the wings, scalpel in hand, ready to slice he and his administration to bits the second he screws up.

Shouldn’t take more than a day or two. A week at most.

Guess I should feel guilty about picking on the handicapped.

Nah. I like picking on cripples -- especially emotional ones"

Mr. Thomson forgets the war crimes of his Hero Reagan.

:eyes:

[UTUSN]

6. Shucks, He Raised My Hopes About Him

with his "reporting"(?) about Shrub's melting down. Sounds like he "hates everybody" as Bart sez about MoDo.