One...last...Reagan...thread.

[Kid_A]

Reagan To Be Honored With $5,000-A-Head Funeral

WASHINGTON, DC—Former President Ronald Reagan will be honored with five days of memorial services, culminating in a $5,000 a head funeral in Washington's National Cathedral Friday, Paul Darlington, a spokesman for the Bush re-election campaign, said Monday. "At 5:15 p.m. EST, former President Reagan will be escorted from the U.S. Capitol and received with ceremony at the Washington National Cathedral, where a dinner of baby arugula, roast beef, and herbed red potatoes will commence," Darlington said. "As Reagan lies in repose, a host of leading Republican party members will be available for photo opportunities. President Bush, who will deliver a eulogy at the close of the solemn gathering, is urging all Americans to dig deep into their hearts to honor this great leader." Several thousand people are expected to pay their respects.

Fucking typical...

[evil_orange_cat]

1. link?

:)

[comsymp]

4. I almost started to ask for one too-

But wouldn't find it surprising to be real instead of satire, at all...

[leftofthedial]

2. where does the $5K go?

un-fucking-believable

[mark414]

3. umm...

that's from the onion

[Kid_A]

5. Shhhhh....

shut up or you'll ruin the gag!

[comsymp]

6. Just sittin' back and

watchin' the knees jerk, huh?
Nothing wrong with having a good time-

[Oddman]

7. Reagan to be honored with face on ten dollar bill

[northofdenali]

8. LOL............................... but I wouldn't be surprised if it

was real. They are such scum.