Mummify Reagan – Like Stalin did to Lenin…

[Junkdrawer]

Why not mummify Reagan? I mean, are we going to let those dirty commies show that their scientists are superior to ours? Then we could put him on display at one of the Smithsonian museums. Think of all the mourners from Middle America who would then get a chance to pay their last respects – a chance so cruelly taken away by the short one week long funeral.

[No2W2004]

1. Then the Republicans can wheel him out every 4 years

to make a "speech" at the convention. They can get Rich Little to fill in the name of the current canidate when it should be mentioned.

[Junkdrawer]

2. Hell, Roy Rogers had Trigger stuffed...

[Zeke]

3. Nowhere Man...

I say the box is empty, empty as was Reagan's head.

[MikeG]

4. He was already embalmed in 1985.

[Zeke]

9. The Afterlife...

Where Bonzo is, there you'll find Ronnie.

[killbotfactory]

5. plasticize his body, turn him into a robot...

Then send him to the moon!

[No2W2004]

7. Then he can sing with the rest of the robots!

We're whalers on the moon,
we cary a harpoon,
but there ain't no whales,
so we tell tall tales,
and sing our whaling tune.

[Junkdrawer]

8. Hmmm...An animatronic president...

Impeachment proof - great photo ops - always follows orders

I like it.

[killbotfactory]

10. Who lives on the Moon!

"Greetings from the moon, my fellow Americans! Robo-Reagan is watching you. Robo-Reagan is everywhere."

[scarletwoman]

6. May as well, I feel like we're living in the Soviet Union anyway...

Our Pravda media is really in its element this week... :puke:

sw

[Junkdrawer]

11. They mummified Mao too..

But it seems they're trying to move it before the Olympics....

http://www.asianews.it/view.php?l=en&art=384

[bossfish]

12. Sort of like "Weekend at Bernie's"

They can trot Old Dutch out for needed campaign appearances.

[Junkdrawer]

13. An in-the-flesh version of Max Headroom.