Why is this Chimp smiling? (Caption the photo!)

[Sparkly]

"Hey Karl, got those newfangled voting machines ready to go?"

[name not needed]

1. He's smiling cause he took a huge shit in his pants

and nobody knows about it.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

2. I don't think I've ever seen him

in a plaid shirt. I thought for a split second I was looking at Poppy, he looks so old in this pic.

He's smiling because he gets away with everything.

[MoonRiver]

12. He's aging like the old crone Babs, who's looked 80 for 20 years.

Evil plays havoc with one's face.

[fishface]

3. Because the 9/11 Commission gave the Iraq war a pass...nt

ff

[warrior1]

4. Look Mama

I answer phone

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

5. Bob? Bob Novak?

I have some interesting information for you.....

[Bluebear]

6. Um, sir, it's not plugged in.

[Hubert Flottz]

7. "Right Gawd, I've got my finger on the doomsday button now!"

"Earnest goes to the White House!"

[LibDemAlways]

8. Karl, you were right.

The Democrats are going right along with those protest pens. Owe you one, buddy.

[greekspeak]

9. Yeah, dad...you were right...Laura is pretty hot in her dominatrix outfit

N/T

[classof56]

10. "Guess what, Mom?"

"I made it through the day without choking on a pretzel or falling off my bike."

The Idiot Must GO!!!

[captainjack]

13. Ohhh..

Ohh Rushiepoo, as soon as I'm done talking to Laura....

[DoYouEverWonder]

11. Hey Karen

I finnaly got a week off. Come on over and let's get shit faced.

[Stew225]

14. Halo? Er, uh, I mean, and, ummm, hello!

[grytpype]

15. "Hello, Jesus? It's me, your chosen one."

"Invade Iran? OK."

"Hey, did anyone ever tell you that you sound a lot like Dick Cheney?"

[T Bone]

16. caption

"Really? He actually TOOK my suggestion to put dry ice on the boil on his ass !?"

[opihimoimoi]

17. "I jus passed out some Misery. I hit quota yesterday and today,

I'm over the top"...My Morans eat it up, they luv being miserabnle"

[peekaloo]

18. Razor wire, heh, how 'bout them trick holes with pointy sticks, heh.

Look at those eyes, he's psycho happy.