When Kerry is elected, Judy Woodruff will...
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:39 PM
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When Kerry is elected, Judy Woodruff will...
EXPLODE in FLAMES like a vampire in the midday sun... any other possible scenerios?
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:40 PM
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1. Maybe Ann Coulter will reveal her latent masculinity once and for all.
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:40 PM
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2. retreat to the batcave
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:40 PM
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3. .......melt into a puddle of fetid goo.
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:42 PM
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it will be televised. But... But... But....Whoosh, KaBoom! Stop, you are making me smile too much.
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:42 PM
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5. ...turn into a column of salt.
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:43 PM
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6. unzip her face to reveal . . .
nothing - a vacuous black pit of darkness
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:43 PM
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be a harsh critic of the U S President. She's been in remission these past 3 1/2 yrs.
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:44 PM
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:46 PM
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9. Corporate whore that she is, she'll
go along to get along and pretend she loved Kerry from the start. :puke:
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:53 PM
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:58 PM
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:58 PM
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12. Why will Judy Woodruff be pro-Kerry?
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Mon Jul-26-04 03:01 PM
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15. Because corporate whores suck up to power?
Because corporate whores have no other agenda than self-preservation? This is not 1998 -- the corporate whores will not be able to do to Kerry what they did to Clinton.
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Mon Jul-26-04 02:59 PM
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13. all cable stations + 'reporters' will attack Kerry 24/7
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Mon Jul-26-04 03:01 PM
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14. Not Rather/Brokow/Jennings!
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Mon Jul-26-04 03:04 PM
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16. If Kerry is elected and the Republicans still controll congress,
They will launch at least 5 "investigations" and bring back the special prosicuter for another 4 years of attacks.
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Mon Jul-26-04 03:15 PM
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17. If she were a really good whore
Edited on Mon Jul-26-04 03:31 PM by Feanorcurufinwe
she would just starting whoring for whoever was in power. But in reality, calling Judy a whore is just too kind.
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Mon Jul-26-04 03:19 PM
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18. Melt like the witch in Wizard of Oz.
....and dissolve into a useless pile of goo. Which is pretty much what she is now, if you think about it....
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Mon Jul-26-04 03:28 PM
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Mon Jul-26-04 03:31 PM
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20. ...do the same thing she does every night, Pinky...
...carry water for her Republican pals, and crap on the Dems.
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Mon Jul-26-04 03:54 PM
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21. ...start chirping the praises of John Kerry."
What ever gets her her stupid little boosts in income/popularity and puts her skeletal looking face in front of the camera even more.
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