You know who won't be speaking at this week's convention?

[Zinfandel]

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America's last elected president, plus Jimmy Carter, Al Gore and Hillary are among the
speakers at Monday's opening session, which will lay out some of the themes for Kerry's
election battle with the never-elected giggling murderer, former Governor Bush of Texas.

Still a huge presence in the Democratic Party, Bill Clinton's appearance as the final speaker
on Monday will echo his role in the 2000 Democratic convention that nominated Gore to face Bush.


You know who won't be speaking at this week's convention?

Jack Kennedy won't be speaking this week.
Bobby Kennedy won't be speaking this week.
Martin Luther King won't be speaking this week.
John Kennedy Jr won't be speaking this week.
Paul Wellstone won't be speaking this week.

...because they were murdered by the other team.

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[AP]

1. ...Who went on to win 50-nil

Luther King and Mahatma Gandhi
Went to the park to check on the game
But they was murdered by the other team
Who went on to win 50-nil
You can be true, you can be false
You be given the same reward
Socrates and Milhous Nixon
Both went the same way - through the kitchen
Plato the Greek or Rin Tin Tin
Who's more famous to the billion millions?
News Flash: Vacuum Cleaner Sucks Up Budgie
Oooohh...bub-bye

Magnificence!!

IT'S FUCKY LONG ISNT IT?

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[goclark]

2. Amen

May they all rest in peace. It makes me cry.

[lapfog_1]

3. Not going to disagree too much

but JFK, RFK, and MLK would likely not be speaking anyway as
they would be waaaay too old.

As for JFK, Jr., I've never heard even a hint of assassination
or conspiracy theory regarding him. As someone who has been
flying a long time, the story of him flying into the water
at dusk is entirely believable. Also, no motive.

Wellstone was, in my humble opinion, taken out.

[JohnKleeb]

5. RFK and MLK would be younger than Jimmy Carter

Jack Kennedy, the man is a great hero of mine but I dont think he'd be here even if he hadnt been killed in Dallas that day, Jack wasnt healthy sad to say, its a shame that thsoe guys arent still with us, fighting for whats right.

[Zinfandel]

4. Not to mention...

Gene Callahan, who Ashcroft lost to...

John Lennon!!!

All the great liberal leaders, killed.

[DieboldMustDie]

6. Uh, that's Mel Carnahan...

Jean Carnahan, his widow, held his Senate seat from 2000 through 2002.

[Zinfandel]

7. Your right!

Sorry.