The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta warned Americans of

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a massive epidemic of a new variant of an old virus,the genus Bushus,infecting everyone who has ever been a Republican.This new and virulent strain, the GW, makes everyone susceptible to spasms of nonstop lying.The President, after whom this strain of the virus is named, warned people not to take any medications until well past November 2 because he expects that after that date Republicans can go back to their limted daily dosage of lying.Responding to the President's directive, Donald Rumsfeld, the Defense Secretary, said that this shows that our Defense budget is entirely inadequate to deal with this sort of epidemic.With the new budget we intend to take this virus' effectiveness to new heights so that our enemies in the US and abroad will never be able to tell if or when we are telling the truth.We intend to give them the true shock and awe treatment.

Not to be outdone by his friend in lying and mentor,the Vice President Dick Cheney, said he intends to send Ambassador Wilson forthwith to Niger to see if Saddam Hussein is lying about WMD's.He also stated that he did not want a cruel dictator to beat him at his own game of lying, virus or no virus. He also reiterated his belief that the US should not take a backseat to this evil dictator in the art of lying and plans to do everything to protect our secret stash of the virus GW from falling into the hands of Saddam Hussein.

To celebrate the official unveiling of the virus, Peggy Noonan, wrote: God, has sent us a gift aptly named after our glorious President, who has reminded us how poor we have become in the art of lying and need to recapture the glory days of Reagan when the art of lying reached its zenith.I am thrilled and it feels like I am ready to ride the dolphin all over again.

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1. lmao.

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2. good one. well done.

ai yi yi, chihuahua, this lil yappy doggy follows me wher'er I go.