Anybody got a torpedo?

[Owlet]

http://www.twscruise.com/

[Parche]

1. torpedo

USS Parche reporting for duty
Periscope up
Fire one,Fire two,Fire three, Fire four

Torpedo hot straight and normal

[BrotherBuzz]

2. A torpedo is to quick

I'm hopping for a huge case of salmonella food poisoning with a long and painful recovery. Let them atone for their sins!

[RobertSeattle]

3. DU should fundraise and get $$$ and place a troll on board

The daily dispatches could be awesome! (Most ot the updated cruise boats have internet access)

[VOX]

4. Why bother? Just wait for the customary cruise-dysentery to break out...

They will all be doing the Weekly Standard two-step.

[jmowreader]

5. The ship will sink of its own accord

How I know is that Fred Barnes is one of the speakers.

Bartcop occasionally runs that chart from "Brill's Content" where they tested a handful of conservative pundits against Chippy the Chimp and found out that half of the pundits scored lower than a chimpanzee. Fred Barnes was at the bottom of the list.

Fred Barnes is going to dumb down that boat so much the crew will wind up driving the ship into the side of a container ship about forty miles off Fort Lauderdale, after which the cruise ship will go down with all hands.