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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 10:58 AM
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This guy looks like death on a soda cracker. What is WRONG with him?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 11:00 AM
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1. Sonnambulus
:-)
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 11:00 AM
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2. what's right with him?
That list would be shorter.
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Lin Donating Member (594 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 11:03 AM
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6. karma caught up? s'bout time
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 11:07 AM
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9. True, very true.
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idiosyncratic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 01:42 PM
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21. LOL . . . nearly covered the computer monitor with my coffee!
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 11:02 AM
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3. his tailor does an awful job, and * looks all hagged out
all that lying is catching up to him.
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Lord_StarFyre Donating Member (592 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 11:02 AM
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4. I'll use the Star Wars analogy
...since dumbya has fully embraced the Dark Side in his quest for Power and Treasure, that embrace has begun to destroy him, leaving behind a shell for the Dark Side to reside.

Face it, dumbya is Evil, regardless of his protestations about his deep belief in God.

Let's face it, Satan has an even deeper belief in God than even the most devout Christian, because Satan has met him.
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 12:06 PM
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16. just compare how the presidential candidates aged since 2000
Gore: even more "statesmanly." Despite the temporary salt-and-peppr beard, he hasn't changed much.
Kerry: hair more cloud-gray than charcoal-gray, but that's it.
Nader: grayer, more cockeyed, but the moldy stuff growing on his head's gone.
Bush: sweet fancy Moses; his hair is almost totally white when it's not masked by dye that looks green in the wrong light, he's riddled with creases after having to do some work besides video golf for the first time since the late 70's, his smile looks like a banana, he's crusty and puffy and bruised, he guppy-mouthed gawk inspires misery, his eyes go Charles Manson a lot, he clutches feebly at things as he tips and totters about, his face splits into a jovial mask and a cold, inhuman gaze, he sweats more than any other organism that I've ever seen, he flies into rages, drops and drags his dogs, and clutches at things.
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tsuki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 12:55 PM
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19. It's hard werk,
but Kerry stated that he is ready to relieve him of it.

I loved the rally this morning on CSpan when Kerry leaned over the podium and said, "It's hard werk." three times.
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Inland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 11:03 AM
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5. Stretched to physical and mental capacity by one speech a day schedule
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Inland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 11:04 AM
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7. Ethical rot and failure manifesting in looks, like Dorian Gray's portrait
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juajen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 11:05 AM
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8. I was over on Buzzflash
and clicked on a story from UK, I think, and they had story up that said he was on oxycotin for his knee injury and had become addicted. My computer crashed and I can't find it now. Anyone else heard this?
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benito Donating Member (772 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 11:09 AM
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10. Are you using IE?
You can check your history.
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Auntie Bush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 01:45 PM
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23. Yes, I read the same story but haven't the faintest memory of where.
:shrug:
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charlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 11:13 AM
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11. Babs
Looks like his mom's side of the gene pool is sloshing over. She turned into a hunk of albino beef jerky pretty early in her life too.
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 11:25 AM
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12. morphing tinto RUMSFERATU! euwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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951 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 11:26 AM
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13. Whoa! What happened to his hair?
Wasnt it a bit thicker?
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 11:48 AM
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14. he looks like exactly what he is
he is death
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 11:54 AM
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15. The man looks ill.
Why has he decided not to take his physical until after the election?

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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 12:18 PM
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17. it must be hard work being an asshole all the time
VERY hard
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cliss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 12:29 PM
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18. OMG, what a funny thread!
I laughed my way down the posts. Too funny. I especially loved the one about 'Albino Beef Jerky'. Thanks for the laugh.

Acm: you are not the only one who's wondering. We all are. The entire country is wondering. The entire world is trying to figure out this mystery.

This man is the subject of many, many dinner conversations. In Paris. In Sao Paolo. In New Delhi. At my parent's dinner table in Oregon. This man is responsible for hundreds of thousands of threads here at the DU. Probably 35% concerns his condition, a puzzle to many.

Exactly WHAT is his problem? I think once Bush goes home, people will be following him with interest to see what happens to him. I promise you, there will be no tears shed for the man.
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young_at_heart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 01:30 PM
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20. I just Googled "Bush on the Couch"........very revealing analysis
The psychoanalyst who wrote the book claims Bush shows an inabilty to grieve and has a lifelong streak of sadist behavior. Also, the years of heavy drinking may have affected his brain function. Evidently he didn't have a program to help him with this so he's in danger of relapse!
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 01:44 PM
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22. "Hey! You talkin to me? Are You, talkin to me? I dont see...
anybody else here.. So, you must be talkin to me."

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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 01:46 PM
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24. check this pic from another thread...
....
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ParanoidPat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 02:17 PM
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25. That's the look of REALITY sinking in.......
.......:evilgrin:
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