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Penndems Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 11:28 PM
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This message gave me a much-needed chuckle . . .
I was trolling the AOL message boards (yeah, I know: Right-winger nirvana), when I came across this message directed right straight at white conservatives, especially SOUTHERN conservatives (the poster is from North Carolina.) This guy nails it dead on!

I'm posting it verbatim:
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Message xxx of 169 Subject 6 of 50
Subject: Re: Liberals Don't get it
Date: 11/4/2004 8:20 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
MsgId: 547788:4741

Take note: Bush didn't really win where it mattered. Not one major state elected him except Florida where his brother is governor (that and a nickel cup of coffee can be bought anywhere in town). NYC didn't vote Bush, LA didn't vote Bush, San Diego didn't vote Bush, Chicago didn't, San Francisco didn't, none of New England voted for Bush, Pennsylvania didn't vote Bush, Washington, DC didn't vote Bush it was 90% Kerry. Not one state that makes a "difference" and is worthy of mentioning "honor" voted for Bush. Who did then?

It took all the "loser states." State's with no money or full of retiree's, empty ports of call, homes that are $18,000.00, cars parked on the lawn, truck beds used as swimming pools. People who go "tubing" down at the creek, quilting bee people. States full of uneducated, ignorant fools who aren't living in "cutting edge" places of which are high education and cosmopolitan. It also took Texas, where Bush is from. A place full of $20,000 homes and plenty of poverty. All these states wonder why they are so broke and cant get anywhere. As a fact: Texas industry has stolen California blind and stolen gas money from the whole nation. Oh yes, gas is back up to $2.50 a gallon, remember you DESERVE it, you WANTED it. If Texas was a name in the Bible its name would be Cain; understand? Look up the name "Cain" in the Bible. Do something that is truly "Christian" for a change. Since you just voted for a man who alleges to be antiabortion when his woman has had one.

Bush did not win, it took states full of ignorance to keep Bush in the White House and black box voting. What many call "lowlife's," country hee haws, "kin" (lol), toothless beer drinkers and squealing pigs like in the movie "deliverance," trailer park BBQ people, "southern hospitality" phonies all "sweet talking you" as they drive a knife in your back, Mary Kay cosmetics Cadillac drivers with a backcomb. And lets not forget; an old lady and man with a hearing aid on here and there. You know the ones, they are in church every Sunday and still live in a $5,000.00 house they bought in 1950. The saddest day of their lives was the day Jim and Tammy Bakker stole $8,000.00 of their money for Heritage USA while he was out by the pool skinny dipping with other men. They watch wheel of fortune on rabbit ear antenna TV every night and listen to fear tactics on FOX and are predominantly clueless. You'll find them gossiping and judging plenty then running back and asking forgiveness in prayer for all the sin they have done. Its an endless cycle, it started when they were children for these people, its all they know.

On Black Tuesday, all these people woke up at 5 am and "fired up" their 1987 Ford Taurus and drove like a bat out of Hell in a hurry to the voting polls. Worried that a terrorist was going to bomb their car all the way their and all the way back home. Completely without a clue, that they had just committed the worse voter atrocity in 226 years of American history. Not one state that counted and was cosmopolitan, wealthy and "cutting edge" as well as an industry empire, went red for Bush. Those states that DO COUNT because they have MINDS and are the backbone of this country didn't vote Bush. Who was part of what voted for Bush of the states that really matter and make this country "rock n roll" so these fools can live? Not one. In other words, the rest of you states who voted Bush failed the rest of this nation and who really DOES matter when it comes to running this country.

As a fact Lily Mae and Jethro, see how long you can keep Walmart stocked without California and New York. As yes, Saturday at Walmart is the "high light" of your human existence. Why, those sales on Palmolive and Tide detergent and those dollar days are like a trip to Saks Fifth Avenue for you. Why, the rest of us should imagine you have your radios on the car set on the Federal Disaster warning station (just in case there might be a terrorist threat). Since, you need to know "right now" about any bombings so that you can run and tell Pastor Williams on isle 17 as he's buying toilet paper and pray on the floor at Walmart or the Piggly Wiggly and then run to Sonic Burger for a soda with your valium pill. You have to live with this now.

As a fact: If you voted for Bush? You are directly responsible for every dead trooper in Iraq. You are responsible for every maimed trooper, every blind trooper, every wheelchair for life trooper, every orphan, every man, woman or civilian child in Iraq who is dead. The world watched as you voted for a man who declared a war on a nation based on lies. Your ignorance kept America divided as people as well. Your ignorance with lies directly to your face, knowing that Bush flew the Bin Laden family out of the U.S.A. a few days after 9/11, your ignorance when you had viable proof of corruption? Makes you directly, undeniably responsible.

When you take that trip of a lifetime to Rome, Greece or France and they spit on you and make fun of you? Remember: you wanted it, you asked for it. Also, if I were you Bush states I wouldn't expect cooperation from any state with this President from any place in the USA that truly matters. Those who follow corruption and ignorance; will live in corruption and ignorance. Because to those states that count? They didn't vote for Bush, who did? The cast from the movie "deliverance" did, ever seen that movie? Go rent it, you'll see a lot you can relate to...to the cosmopolitan "classy, intellectual and dignified" people of this nation; that's you! And now be sure and remember: You get now what you deserve. All the Hell, and misery, and migraines that Bush gives you. All the pain, all the strife, all the setbacks, all the struggles, all the bloodshed, all the deaths, all the corruption and the crime. All the abuse dignified nations give you, all the prejudice, all the hate, all the murder, all the poverty, all the taxes when Bush is gone. All the bankruptcy, any and all of it. You voted for it, you wanted it, you asked for it, you rooted it on...now you will live it, you DESERVE it.

We, who are of the "justification for a good education" crowd: Who live in palaces and on the beaches and in the Trump Towers and travel the world. The ones who will be the ones paying taxes for the war in Iraq eventually because our incomes are well over $200,000 a year (while your out driving around in a station wagon with a rebel flag all torn up blowing off the back). Do not want to read one damn word of your sobbing over the next 10 years of Hell Bush brings to this nation and the world. You in fact only a "part" of America, of which will pay dearly for your actions. You refused to listen to sound doctrine. As such, you soon will wallow and squeal in the misery you chose. You were warned all over the place about all of the corruption. You were warned for years, by motion picture, by news, by media. And now you shall pay dearly for your ignorance. For those of you who are on top of things please read the below link and take it into serious consideration. See the average IQ of people in the United States by State, it will shock you. "Forgive them; for they know not what they do." http://chrisevans3d.com/files/iq.htm God has Blessed those of whom the Lord has opened their eyes. However the AntiChrist "will convince and deceive the very elect. http://www.bushisantichrist.com And remember without a liberal, you wouldn't have any Social Security Bubba. Without a liberal, you wouldn't have safe air. Without a liberal, you'd be one homeless, bag carrying hobo!
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rockydem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 11:31 PM
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1. Dude that is a fuckin' classic rant
Hilarious and poignant at the same time!!!!!
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RoeBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 11:38 PM
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2. What a great way to...
...get those peole to vote for the Dem candidate next election. Cal them names, tell them they are murderers, yeah great.
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ethereal Donating Member (191 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 11:41 PM
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3. rock and roll!
i am beginning to take a perverse glee in the way this will surely turn out. am i sick or what?
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Penndems Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 11:44 PM
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4. Are they REALLY gonna vote Democratic though, Roe?
I mean, the South started going GOP after George Wallace ran in '68 and because of integration. They firmly believe (thanks to the NRA) that the U.S. Government is going to take away their guns, for God's sake and that Junior is Jesus's brother.

Talk to them; I have. Hell, I've even got 'em in my own family (who are coming over for the Thanksgiving dinner I'm cooking this year - Lord help me.) :scared:
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ProudDad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 12:58 AM
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16. Just subtly hit them where they hurt
You might mention the price of gasoline and that the phony war in Iraq is a major cause.

You might say, "I'm going to miss you all when ashcroft takes me away to Guantanamo for my beliefs"

You might mention that you're more afraid that there will be another terrorist attack since bush has created so many more terrorists.

You might mention that you're going to boycott all corporations and make or buy your xmas presents for them at 2nd hand, thrift stores and small mom and pop stores in your neighborhood. You might ask them to please do the same for your presents. It's the thought that counts.

And so on...


:nuke: bush

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Mistress Quickly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 11:45 PM
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5. Hey, I'm one of those
I've loved it on here the last few days. As a Christian southerner, I've really felt welcomed, and I'm sure my friends who voted for Bush because they just weren't sure about Kerry will feel very welcome in this new Democrat party. Rock on. We'll be sure to win the next election this way.

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Cat Atomic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 11:52 PM
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8. Well, they are. And I for one am sick of assholes from the
Edited on Thu Nov-04-04 11:53 PM by Cat Atomic
south and their endless, self-righteous bullshit about "the real America".
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rockydem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 11:57 PM
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9. It's called having a good laugh at their expense
We don't have to stop being human for fuck's sake. They chuckle like little pigs when they listen to Dennis Miller ignorant rants.

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shelley806 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 11:50 PM
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6. WHOA!!! He sounds like some DUers!.............n/t
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 11:51 PM
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7. LOL - this post is very honest
but the folks in the red states will never accept the facts or recognize their complicity...
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Glenda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 11:58 PM
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10. I love this post!
I'm saving it.
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MS68 Donating Member (99 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 12:01 AM
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11. I think it's great
Smart people are angry right now because the dumb people won, and the lunatics have taken over the asylum--okay, I stole that line from Jim Phyllips, our local talk radio guy who was having a great rant of his own yesterday.

Hopefully, we won't remain angry and bitter, but we need to be able to get it all out. At least for a few days....maybe a few weeks....maybe a few years....
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drhilarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 12:01 AM
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12. Thank Goodness to see that after the shock...
we're getting our fucking sense of humor back. Remember folks: power and ignorance hate laughter. BTW- the IQ chart really drives the point home. Let's, please, keep this kicked all night.
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 12:09 AM
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13. That was great!
It's too bad most of the conservatives won't read that.
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kimchi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 12:10 AM
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14. Most excellent rantage.
Of course the ignorant won't ever see this, or would be offended. The IQ chart is great.
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chefgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 12:24 AM
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15. DAMN!
A most excellent rant! I just wish I could be that eloquent this soon after that farce on Tuesday. (or maybe ever)

The IQ chart was very eye opening. Guess we know where the shallow end of the gene pool is now, don't we?

-chef-
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Dem_Loyalist Donating Member (234 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 01:04 AM
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17. What did the bushies win?
They didn't win shit. The white house (don't you just LOVE that name???) might as well be a single wide trailer on cinder blocks now. I can already see the old trashy barca loungers on the front porch and chimpy lounging around in his overalls, chewing tabaccy and swilling malt liquor when he rolls out of bed around noon every day. Just like back at the pig farm.
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 12:15 PM
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18. Kick!
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OrwellwasRight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 05:39 PM
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19. ROTFLMAO --Thanks!!
Best laugh I've had since 11/2.
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PretzelWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 05:53 PM
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20. rock on. it would be great to clean up the grammar
and such...and then forward it on to others.
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Penndems Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 02:23 PM
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21. Kick n/t
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flygal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-06-04 02:40 PM
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22. kick
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rockydem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 01:06 AM
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23. kick
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