Bush is returning from Africa tomorrow - will he go to Washington or....

[kentuck]

will he go and hide out at the pig farm until this blows over? Isn't this already the longest trip overseas since he was selected? One might think Rove and Card have told him to stretch his trip a day or two in hopes this story will blow over. But it's not and he's coming home. If he doesn't go to the pig farm, perhaps they can hide him out for a couple of more days up at Camp David?

It will be interesting to see how his handlers maneuver him once he returns. They can always set up his schedule to have him give a couple of speeches in front of some friendly military crowds. Any thoughts on this?

[GOPHater]

1. They will keep him hidden

For fear that AWOL-boy may say something like "Bring em on" again, they'll keep him hidden. Besides, after him and grit-pig Laura saw those elephants screwing, they probably need to do some bible study on the evils of sex.

[wellstone_democrat]

2. Crawford if they have the nerve...

I am interested in that as I think tht the safe destination (Look Ma! I'm not hidin'!) is Camp David---hey, he never is in the WH on the weekend so going there now would look like there is a *crisis* wouldn't it?

Anyway, the arrogant choice is Crawford (OK, the f*ck you all choice is Crawford) the safe choice is Camp David. After all, the little prince needs to rest up. A luxury jet with his own chef, bed and lounge is not restful enough. Plan on hearing that he is "resting up" after his long journey....

[larryepke]

3. It's a cinch...

he won't be holding any events where reporters could actually get him to speak, but a few flag-flyer photo ops probably will look good.

Then down to a nice long Texas vacation!

[patdem]

4. Pig farm. I am sure a few ditches need to be de-shrubfied?

Too many connections to DC in the Camp David scene. bush* needs to de blackify...you know, you mean they have blacks in Africa too?

[GumboYaYa]

5. This is going to be fun.

Chimpy is already losing his cool over Niger lies and he has had an easy go of it in Africa. He's gonna blow up at a reporter real soon. It is just a question of when.

I think we need to start a pool on when the eruption of Mt. Chimpy occurs.

[LEW]

6. I'm game Gumbo Ya Ya

1:06 pm central time July 29, 2003.

[GumboYaYa]

7. You have more faith in the Chimpster than I do.

I'm going with July 17, 10:17 a.m. EST.

[GOPHater]

8. Baited breath!

I've been waiting for it for a long time; perhaps now that chimpy is under some pressure it will happen soon. I hope so! Show yourself chimpy!!

[ewagner]

9. I'm in

Lesseee.....

Camp David tomorrow and Sunday

...comes back to WH Sunday aft....

...monday feet back in Oval Office..

I'm guessing first photo op on Tuesday...July 15..around 10:30 est

[wellstone_democrat]

10. Hmmmm, I want some of that....

I'm thinking more like July 22 at 2:04 pm

gotta build a bit more..