what kind of a god is this?

[ElsewheresDaughter]

makes me sick i tell you....check him out

http://www.thebricktestament.com/joshua/index.html

[BlueEyedSon]

1. Really, I just read the "Second Circumcision"

and I'm laughing my ass off... this has got to be someone's idea of humor!

[DrWeird]

2. That's funny stuff.

Wonder how much time that took.

[BlueEyedSon]

3. Yeah, it's humor (link to creator enclosed)

http://www.thereverend.com/

[ElsewheresDaughter]

5. may be humor but they are real stories in the Bible...not made up....

Lot really did tell the men of Sodom to "take my 2 virgin daughters and do whatever you want to them but leave these 2 men (strangers/ angels alone, they are under my roof and protection"

all of these are really in the Bible ...makes me question, who wants a god like this one?...NOT ME

http://www.thebricktestament.com/genesis/index.html

what a sicko Lot was!

[DrWeird]

12. Yes, it's in the Bible, I beg to differ on the "not made up" part.

nt

[BlueEyedSon]

13. Maybe if every child was exposed to THIS version of the Bible....

devotion to it wouldn't screw society up so much. I mean with the Lego illustrations, who would take this stuff so seriously?

[ElsewheresDaughter]

14. The Lego Version of Scripture is a MUST read for ALL...for enlightenment

for ALL Truth Seekers

[BlueEyedSon]

15. [wink]

[donheld]

4. Lego Foreskins

you really can do everything with lego :eyes:

[ElsewheresDaughter]

6. they even have lego sperm........

Biblical: Onan a man who spilled his seed (sperm) on the ground, and was struck dead by God...This story can be found in the Bible in Genesis 38 and 49, Matthew 1 and Luke 3.

The Story of Er and Onan

Gn 38:9
But knowing that the child would not be his, whenever Onan had sex with his brother's wife, he would spill his semen on the ground to avoid giving offspring to his brother.






http://www.thebricktestament.com//genesis/er_and_onan/g...

[BlueEyedSon]

8. Oh boy, is this going to be a time-waster!

:) :) :)

[Runcible Spoon]

7. I remember seeing this site!

soooooo flippin' hilarious!

[lectrobyte]

9. If you like this, then check out Ken's Guide to the Bible

http://www.blastbooks.com/KGtB/KGtB.html

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0922233179/

[BlueEyedSon]

10. That's the OT god for ya!

[Modem Butterfly]

11. I can't BREATHE right now!

I sent this link to a friend of mine. Here's his response:

Joshua was a sick f**k!
I love the hill of foreskin!!
I think they have something like that during pride.

[GreenPartyVoter]

16. My fundagelical BIL gave the Lego Bible to my youngest son

in earnestness.

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Would Jesus love a liberal? You bet!
http://timeforachange.bluelemur.com/

[ElsewheresDaughter]

17. makes ya ask what kind of people want a god like this?....

i seriously don't understand

http://www.thebricktestament.com/genesis/