Proposed Bush Press Conference Questions

[bryant69]

I don't know how many of you caught the Press Conference ( http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2005/01/20050126-3.html )today, but I was particularly moved by this question.

Senate Democratic leaders have painted a very bleak picture of the U.S. economy. Harry Reid was talking about soup lines, and Hillary Clinton was talking about the economy being on the verge of collapse. Yet, in the same breath, they say that Social Security is rock-solid and there's no crisis there. How are you going to work -- you said you're going to reach out to these people -- how are you going to work with people who seem to have divorced themselves from reality?

Think about what other questions our "Liberal" media might ask.

"Q. Mr. President, Liberals in this country have criticized your plans to save Social Security without even examining them. Wouldn't eliminating Social Security benefits for all Democratic Party Members go a long way towards solving the financial problems facing Social Security?"

"Q. Mr. President, you've claimed to be concerned with the education of America's children, and yet you continue to allow American Liberals to spread their demented world view. Have you considered making the expression of liberal beliefs a felony offense?"

"Q. Mr. President, it must be frustrating having to work though the legislative process when your plans for America are so self-evidently brilliant. Have you considered dismissing Congress and ruling by executive Fiat?"

Bryant
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[bobweaver]

1. Q. Since you have never actually been elected, will you run again in 2008?

[progressiveBadger]

2. Why does the lack of a SS crisis mean that the economy must be doing good?

What an idiotic question!

[BlueEyedSon]

3. The guy that asked that BS question got his press credentials here:

The Leadership Institute is the premier training ground for tomorrow's conservative leaders.


Roots of the Ultra Left Script
Browse the Script By Topic

* Introduction

Section One:
What Socialists Really Think About Economics

* Profit Comes From Evil Greed

* Socialists must get all your property

* Tax all income at 100%

* Support big government. No new tax cuts.

* Only government creates wealth

* Bureaucrats spend your money better than you do

* To elect more socialists, destroy the economy

* Government jobs good; private employers bad

* "Something for nothing" fools almost everyone

* Why work when you can loot those who do?

* Socialism has never been tried

Section Two:
What Socialists Really Think About Your Family And Our American Culture

* Traditional morality is always bad

* Do what feels good now. Make taxpayers pay the bill

* Break all family ties

* Make God illegal

* Masculine is bad; feminine is also bad

* Kill it. Why give your baby to a moral couple?

Section Three:
What Socialists Really Think About Liberty

* Solve all problems. Give the Left all power.

* Stamp out liberty. It's unfair.

* Everything not compulsory must be prohibited

* Re-write history or stop teaching it

* Keep campuses conservative-free zones

* In the media, any conservatives are too many

* No free speech for conservatives

* Only groups have rights

* Give up your guns. We want you defenseless.

* Pay the union boss or we'll crack your skull

* Save the environment. Kill off all the people.

* Destroy all non-government education

* Teachers unions -- more important than teaching kids

* When judges give us what we want, forget the laws and the Constitution

Section Four:
What Socialists Really Think About The Future Of America In The World.

* America causes all world problems

* Eliminate patriotism

* Bring on world government

* Next time, Marxist-Leninists will get it right


http://www.leadershipinstitute.org/04RESOURCES/RootsLeft_000.htm

[vptpt]

4. Q. How do you sleep at night, Mr. Bush?

That's what I want to know.

[bryant69]

5. Yep

Jay: How do you sleep at night?
Rainier: On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
Jay: Just asking. Yeesh!

- The Simpsons "A Star is Burns"