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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 12:33 PM
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The Beast 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2004 (#1 and 50)
1. Kenneth Blackwell
Crimes: The greasy, rancid piece of crap who delivered Ohio for Bush by any means necessary, and then bragged about it in a recent fundraising letter. A black man who has no reservations about screwing over his own people in his lust for power and money. Blackwell is the kind of soulless traitor without whose complicity no nefarious evil plot ever goes down. In step with the future of global elections.

Smoking Gun: Phony recounts, media lockouts, intentional misallocation of voting machines, you name it.

Just Punishment: Dissolved in barrel of acid.



AND

50. Ann Coulter
Crimes: Coulter plummets down the list as she slips into irrelevance. As her columns degenerate further into absurd, incoherent attacks against her own personal paranoid fantasy of fanged, drooling, Saddam-loving liberals who hate America and childish France-bashing, we find our outrage slowly giving way to a baffled “I can’t believe I used to go out with you” feeling. Her arguments are ridiculous, her vitriol forced, her hatchet face even harder to look at. Still, she insulted a one-armed war veteran, called reports of the hundreds of tons of missing munitions in Iraq false, claimed Wesley Clark was pro-infanticide, and blamed Abu Ghraib on the presence of women in the armed forces—they’re not all like you, Ann—and on and on. It’s just not worth debunking someone who has no credibility in the first place.

Smoking Gun: Has credibility in the minds of more people than we can stomach acknowledging.

Punishment: Skull crushed with rock.

http://www.buffalobeast.com/66/50mostLoathsome2004.htm
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What Is This Crap Donating Member (73 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 12:35 PM
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1. wait
youre not starting with bush?

seriously the house slave's machinations might have been the final straw to break democracy's back, but warchimp is the head of the snake.

who made up this list?

coulter should be way up there too. maybe top 15-20
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 12:38 PM
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3. no, I only wanted to highlight the first and last
I gave the link so that you could view all of them.
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snooper2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 12:36 PM
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2. I think every du'er tried to hit that link at the same time..
pages isn't coming up, very slow.. funny shit though.. :hi:
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 12:40 PM
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4. some of my favorites
15. Condoleezza Rice
Crimes: The phrase “politics is show business for ugly people” has never had so fine a foil. Smirks condescendingly at senior Senators when they ask her silly questions about gross negligence in the area of national security. Winner of the Beast award for most likely to make Grover Norquist’s dick hard. Promoted for feverishly licking Cheney’s boot for four years.

Smoking Gun: Gets to sleep in the big house now.

Punishment: thrown into the arctic from the Exxon oil tanker that used to bear her name.


14. Tom Delay
Crimes: The worst Congressman alive. Being the most corrupt member of the House is a hell of an achievement. Delay is so brazen even lobbyists have expressed reservations. Compares the pathetic, castrated EPA to the Gestapo. A self-obsessed misanthrope in the guise of a Christian.

Smoking Gun: According to Danny Yatom, former head of Israel’s feared Mossad: "The Likud is nothing compared to this guy."

Punishment: Outed by Barney Frank.


6. George W. Bush
Crimes: Too numerous to mention. The worst piece of shit ever to run this country, including King George III; when’s the last time a president made half his country want to move to Canada? Lays claim to the legacy of Jesus Christ as he hungrily sucks what little life-essence is left from the world. Appears to be only dimly aware that he is destroying the future, but seems to think it’s kind of funny.

Smoking Gun: Too numerous to mention.

Punishment: To have his fortune stolen from him by Cheney, Rumsfeld, Perle and Wolfowitz, and be denied Medicaid.



4. Dick Cheney
Crimes: So loathsome his own party is frightened of him. Manages to deliver stunning lies with an air of sneering authority. Shamelessly employs scare tactics in order to strip the federal government of any resemblance to the one described in the constitution. So visibly evil that all of the documented evidence against him is superfluous. The kind of guy who starts talking cannibalism the minute he steps on the lifeboat.

Smoking Gun: Managed to make his own shame at producing gay offspring into a negative for Kerry.

Punishment: Hacked to death by Mexican migrant workers


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Hamlette Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 01:28 PM
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5. great stuff!!!!! Never heard of "The Beast" THANKS for the link! n/t
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 04:16 PM
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6. you're very welcome!!
:hi:
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lala_rawraw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-03-05 04:24 PM
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7. Rove/Cheney/Rummy/Wolfie/Kissinger/Bush/Bush I/Jeb Bush
The top place should go to the above and the others in the circle of friends murder club. In fact, I would say that the top 30+ slots easily still fall right at the door of the white house.

Then we can start on such government hookers like Blackwell, Coulter and FOX.


:D
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