Wanted: Token Hot Girl

[Up2Late]

I found this "Now Hiring" Ad on the internet today. You think this is real or just a Joke? It is advertised on the "Low Culture" Internet Blog Company's website for jobs in Qatar. Or,how about the ad below for "Joke Explainer?" the link is below.:shrug:

Token Hot Girl: We are looking for the right applicant — or possibly two — to fill a unique position in our organization. We are seeking a token hot girl to appear in party photos and act as a liaison with investors and celebrities. At least 6 years dance experience (ballet, modern, tap, and 'dirty') required. Some minor semblance of writing skills a plus, hotness a must. Job code #60012

Joke Explainer: We need a person to explain jokes to our readers in clear, concise language that does not make them feel foolish or insulted. Sense of humor a must, compassion a plus. Must also have extensive contacts within the reader community and a willingness to explain jokes at length. Job code #15430

Apparently their are no jobs currently for:

List Compiler
Resident Homosexual
Agent Provocateur (French)
Dance Operative


<http://www.lowculture.com/jobs/>

[atommom]

1. What? No Homosexual Detection Agent???

[Rob H.]

5. *wiping Coke off keyboard after spit-take*

:D

[SheepyMcSheepster]

2. it's got to be a joke

[Up2Late]

10. No, don't say that. I Really wanted the "Joke Explainer" job

I'm still not sure, maybe I'll apply and see what happens.

[Mark D]

3. That's pretty pathetic.

I wonder if they need a token Hot Guy?

[Up2Late]

7. Nope, I already said...

ROTFL

No listing for Resident Homosexual:silly:

[tx_dem41]

4. "At least 6 years dance experience (ballet, modern, tap, and 'dirty') ..

required"

LOL...how come I have a feeling experience in only "dirty" will suffice?

[President Jesus]

6. classic: "Some minor semblance of writing skills a plus"

this line will be added to every ad I place in the future.

[Up2Late]

8. Wanted: Red Camaro Girls!

Vrooooooooooooooom!

[Up2Late]

9. Kick n/t

:kick: