Global Warming is a myth, God just looooooves bikinis.

[politicaholic]

The summer is going to sizzle, but it's not due to global warming like the liberal media will tell you. God came to me last night and this is what he said...

"Who cares about the falling dollar inhibiting you from taking a vacation in evil godless places like France or San Francisco. My gift to the Merkins for being such a righteous population of de-vote-ees by electing my appointee GW Bush is a nice hot summer. Don't fret over the lack of water. That now comes in little bottles...mostly from France. Also, swim a lot, you'll stay clean. Or you can wear lots of perfume and cologne...also mostly from France. Have fun! And Bless you all...except gays, liberals, pro-choicers, and anyone who's vehicle exceeds 22 miles to the gallon."

http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/02/11/warming.planet.nasa.reut/index.html

[MissMarple]

1. How special!

Everyone knows the end times are here, so it really doesn't matter.

:evilgrin:

"Carbon dioxide, emitted by autos, industry and utilities, is the most common greenhouse gas. Hansen also said that the Earth's surface now absorbs more of the sun's energy than gets reflected back to space.

That extra energy, together with a weak El Nino, is expected to make 2005 warmer than 2003 and 2004 and perhaps even warmer than 1998, which had stood out as far hotter than any year in the preceding century, NASA said in a statement."

[Deep13]

2. Yee-haa!

Way to go tellin' off them tree-huggin' fags! They just hate 'Merica anyway because of all that book-learnin' and all them Jews that run the media. They even think we have monkeys fer ancestors! After all, there's plenty of oil in Alaska. If we run out, there will be other dictators to overthrow!

Hmm, whaddaya know, another drought.