Bwahahahaha -- Ann Coulter for Mayor

[CatWoman]

:D

Ann Coulter Has The Necessary Moral Values And Faith
posted February 23, 2005

I have known Ann Coulter for over 30 years, and I believe she is the most qualified candidate for mayor. She has the intelligence, the experience, the fiscal conservatism, the vision, and the people skills needed to move Chattanooga forward. She also has the moral values and faith necessary to run a city like Chattanooga.

Actions speak louder than words, and Ann’s faith and strong moral fiber is evidenced by the way she leads her life every day.

Let’s move Chattanooga forward in a positive way and elect Ann Coulter as our new mayor.

Vicki Hill
Hixson, Tn.
[e-mail]

http://www.chattanoogan.com/articles/article_63037.asp

[davidinalameda]

1. strong moral fiber?

is this woman serious?

oh my gods!

this can't be a real letter

[Emboldened Chimp]

2. Since when did fucking Geraldo and Bob Guccione...

...in a stupor of cocaine and white wine become moral?

[MadHound]

5. Hey now!

If our beloved president can snort a slope of coke, drink like a fish, fuck like a bunny, and still be considered "moral" enough to hold the highest office, Anny dear is going to have to do much worse to disqualify herself.

And they say liberals wallow in moral relativism:eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

3. People skills?

Since when do vipers have people skills?

What a moran.

[BurtWorm]

4. You know, as a noncitizen of Chatanooga, I could totally support that.

Then we'd never have to hear from her again, except when she's run out of town on a rail for being an incompetent git.

[Rick Myers]

6. Mayor of Moran, NC

[libertypirate]

7. "Adams apple Ann" is running for office...

No fucking way "The United Circus of America" welcome home freaks.

[bossfish]

8. I assume this is a different Coulter...

...than the screaming Harpy that pollutes our airwaves.

[Stirk]

9. Cool- she can articulate the "benefits of local fascism".

"My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that's because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism."---Ann Coulter, MSNBC 2/8/97

[MrScorpio]

10. Sorry folks, wrong Ann Coulter

http://www.chattanoogapulse.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2005/02/09/42097bdb5f2e5

Same name, Different person

[MadHound]

11. Damn, if I were her, I'd be changing it real quick! n/t

[CatWoman]

12. same here!!!!!!

[MrScorpio]

13. Well, I don't know

This lady had it first.

Maybe she should get the Harpy to change hers

Edit.

I think Ann T. Bitch would be a good choice

[CatWoman]

14. good point!!!!!

:D

[MadHound]

19. Truth in advertising is always a good thing

[Merlot]

15. "ann coulter" and "moral values" in the same sentence?

Has to be another Ann.

Sucks having that name.

[Emboldened Chimp]

21. Way to kill the fun, man

[whistle]

16. Are the men of Chattanooga TN so in need of castration....

...that the voters would honestly consider electing Ann Coulter as the leader of their city?What kind of problems does Chattanooga have, that the likes of Ann Coulter would actually come in as mayor and fix things, I wonder? This might be worth following. It would be like appointing Heinrick Himmler as superintendent of public education in Nazi Germany (Himmler was the head of the Nazi SS). This is well beyond Disneyland!

[whistle]

17. Kinda like two Lee Harvey Oswalds.........

:freak: If this lady is a democrat, she might well consider changing her name, if a rePuke, could there actually be two such people on this planet?

[AuntiBush]

18. Chattanooga's Citzens are going to NEED Alot of FAITH

If they have Raggedy Ann as Mayor. This is hysterical! Please, run for that office Ann. I could use the laughs!

Can hardly wait to see the headlines:

"Mayor Annie Passes out on Steps of County Courthouse." Cause is unknown, but sources close to the office suggest possible cause due to sudden lack of liberal kick-about scapegoats.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[dave123williams]

20. 30 years? So he's known her since she was 10?