Preznit takes his new super-sized bionic hand,

[Career Prole]

the "Safety-Net Snatcher 5000", for a test drive at Barksdale AFB.

So named because the over-sized prosthetic can hold $5,000 in quarters at one time the Preznit intends to perform operational tests of the hand, beginning with Social Security, in the coming weeks.

"If I had two o' these ah wouldn't jes' cut the deficit in half", said the Preznit, "Ah'd shock it and awe it...bring it on!"

[SoCalDem]

1. I knew I had seen that hand before

[Demit]

2. Uncanny. LOL!

Actually, I see a resemblance to Gannon/Guckert, don't you? You should post this to one of the wrinkle threads. I mean, look at the ears... ;-)