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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 01:35 PM
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Poll question: DU women, it's your turn, same scenario as the men.
The world has imploded and the only survivors are you and the following. Would you attempt to propagate the species with any of these individuals?
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 01:46 PM
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1. No F'ing way.
Not ever. Ewwwww.
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loudestchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 01:46 PM
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2. Not enough genetics available...we're doomed.
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 01:46 PM
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3. Kick
:kick: (Because votes alone won''t do it.)
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TexasSissy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 01:47 PM
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4. Selected Miller. I'm guessin' he's okay in the sack. And a woman
has needs, too! (I could say that I would be altruistic, but when faced with the reality, I'm ashamed to say that I KNOW what I'd do. Hey, Dennis, wanna have a good time?)
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 01:47 PM
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5. Do you mean me and ALL of the following, or only one of the
following?
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Democrat 4 Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 02:02 PM
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10. Not only would I swear off the human race I would want to make
double sure that one of those guys didn't find a single crude, undeveloped egg from the body of some weird freeper and try to mate with it. The world deserves to go extinct if that is the best we can come up with.

I would find a sharp object, hone to a razor's edge, plan my attack, sneak up on them and....wait a minute..., I'm having entirely too much fun with this fantasy.
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Sweet Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 01:47 PM
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6. Ewwwww!!!
Who said they'd do Rush??!!!! That's just gross.
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JI7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 12:20 AM
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14. considering what we know about O'Reilly now
more gross of those who voted for him.
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 12:27 AM
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19. bah hahahah, didnt notice, ya WHO said
Edited on Fri Mar-18-05 12:33 AM by seabeyond
they would do rush. i want to know too, lol lol

i know, hannity came in and did the poll and voted to do rush, lo lol
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 01:49 PM
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7. A woman has needs, but she doen't necessarily need a man
to satisfy them. The human race is doomed because I wouldn't touch any of the poor excuses for human's named in this poll nor would I allow them to touch me! :puke:

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tnlefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 01:51 PM
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8. Sorry is all I can say.
Not in the dark, mostly clothed, with assurances it would be over in a minute or less.:puke:
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OmmmSweetOmmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 01:51 PM
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9. I've been naseous all morning from a stomach virus, and now you
just made me even sicker to my stomach.

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Undercover Owl Donating Member (621 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 02:46 PM
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11. bleh.
I had to be eating when I looked at this poll....ew.
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 12:02 AM
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12. Really, really bad lot to choose from
Edited on Fri Mar-18-05 12:03 AM by FrenchieCat
So just give me a blindfold and I'll pick from the test-tubes without looking.

Me nor the baby, nor the baby's daddy would ever know who the father was. But we would certainly know that he was a "Prick"!

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Mabel Dodge Donating Member (180 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 12:17 AM
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13. Not even with someone else's .....
I'm sure you get the picture.
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politicat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 12:22 AM
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15. Not enough genes for a gene puddle, so the game's over.
It takes 60 people to have a viable gene pool, so too bad, so sad, but it's time for something else to give sentience a shot.

I'd spend my remaining years breeding polydacty cats and teaching them to use can openers and keyboards.

Pcat
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Eloriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 12:22 AM
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16. That's an incredibly offensive question. n/t
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 12:25 AM
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17. cant do any of them, so bye bye human race
went into shivers of eeewwwwww thinking of doing it with em, nope, not me

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me b zola Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 12:26 AM
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18. Must be Darwins way of saying
that we really f*cked up. Got to keep it real. Some species don't deserve to survive, and the repuke species is the least deserving. Allow the earth to heal herself without those nasty bastard's bloodline to contaminate her.
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mordarlar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 12:32 AM
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20. Only in a praying mantis type situation. I can imagine no greater
revenge than to raise their offspring as LOVING, TOLERANT, ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY, LIBERALS. And begin a NEW humanity. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I would also need some SERIOUS mind altering drugs during the ACT. : )
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 12:33 AM
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21. Me and Jon Stewart holed up in an "undisclosed location"
:smoke:
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Lilith Velkor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-18-05 12:36 AM
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22. Sometimes I don't regret being sterile.
This is one of them.
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